Destined to be a classic, Dating for Engineers is the first book of its kind to show engineers and scientists how to use their superior analytical skills to win the heart of the woman of their dreams. Read it and discover: - The inherent advantages of engineers over the rest of society - Mathematical proof that you're not getting enough sex - How the theories of Bertrand Russell and Kurt Gödel can lead to a threesome with two blonde twins - Game theory applications to competitive dating situations - Complete cantilever and macromolecular-hydrodynamical models of red-hot sex - A mathematical decision tool to decide whether to keep your current partner or find someone new - Whether or not marriage necessarily means the end of happiness