Often pestered to write an autobiography, Michael Aquino has always demurred: "No one would believe it, and I'm not sure I would either!" But looking for lifelinks, he hit upon the idea of an "automobiography" - sequentialisms suggested by some of the unique cars he discovered over the decades. Here's an expose of Michael's dalliances with his mechanical mistresses, a re-collection that often veers off-road into weird wanderings, space spectacles, and Twilight Zonics: a tantalization of incredible fact and credible fiction, anecnotes, and tachomemories. Fasten your seat belt and hang on for the ride of your afterlife!