When my dear friend, Tippi Hedren, suggested I compile a book about my comical capers involving medical mishaps I thought long and hard about it. Sure, I had many funny stories to tell but it seemed a bit to "me me"... to me. However, when word started spreading about my plans, so many people wanted to contribute that the project suddenly snowballed into something not only larger but truly heart-warming. So many people wanted to share their stories to inspire and amuse others that I was absolutely amazed! What follows are those stories, in the words of the patients, interspersed with my own dissertations in comic verse and a few jokes too good to omit. A huge THANK YOU to everyone who contributed their very personal stories. May the generosity of your spirit to inspire others be revisited on you ten-fold! I hope you have as much fun reading this little book as I had compiling it. I also hope the contents tickle the desired funny bone of the special person in your life who you would like to see smile.