About three dark men and Lauren getting naked on stage. Not necessarily together.|Being dark, smart, and handsome, a Dutch writer bears the characteristics Lauren only knows too well; He looks exactly like her male muse and unwanted protagonist in the majority of her writing. A published writer and sought-after talk show guest, the Dutch writer has succeeded where blogger Lauren is failing year after year. After year. She feels the weight of her unpublished manuscripts, and her failed attempts to become a writer. To make matters worse she already has one ill-natured stalker. As if the liabilities of being famous have preceded its benefits. Lauren gets her shit together prioritizing her work, ignoring men, sex and stalkers. But will it work? Star struck Lauren meets the celebrity in real life, and soon enough her supposedly highly efficient sex-free life includes a naked guest appearance on stage, a blow-job in a parking garage and a seven month relationship.