A short history of Veteran's Rugby Tournaments of the 1990's. Willenhall is a junior English rugby club of the Black Country. Invited to play in a pan-European tournament, this group of battle scarred, drink sodden, fun loving over 35's travel into and throughout Europe over six years, in search of glory and adventure, and find friendships, camaraderie, sausages and pastis. This is the story of how an obscure group of has-been (never-were) rugby players put their bodies on the line and become crowned MUSHROOMS OF EUROPE.