This book is for you and all the assholes in your life. From a baby to an adult, perfect the Art of Being an Asshole or take those first few steps in the Asshole Recovery Program provided in this guidebook, to become the fine human being you are meant to be. The Art of Being an Asshole is an irreverent tongue in-cheek look at how to be the best asshole you can be, or not, and is intended for a mature audience. Every vignette in this book is true.