In The Dumb Runner Reader, runner and humorist Mark Remy presents his favorite posts from the first two years of his website, DumbRunner.com. Essays include such Dumb Runner classics as... My Large Penis Makes Running a Real Challenge Running With Your Gun: FAQ Woman Pretty Sure 5K's Ban on Strollers Doesn't Apply to Her Holy S***, Look at These New Running Shoes! A Runner's Guide to Running Socks for Runners Woman Immediately Regrets Asking Date if He's Ever Run a Marathon ...and many, many more! If you like to run and you like to laugh, you'll love The Dumb Runner Reader.