"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're on board, there's nothing you can do." --Golda Meir This is the calendar that celebrates the quirks of memory and aging. Based on the bestselling book 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments, here is a year of head-slapping, real-life senior moments, like the time two absent-minded prison escapees abandoned a stolen car, where they'd left careful notes about their travel plans. Wise and funny quotes: "You're never too old to become younger." --Mae West. Confusion in the Court (Attorney: "So, when he woke up, he was dead?"), Insurance Claims of the Deeply Distracted ("The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention."), Headscratching Headlines, and more. Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.